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This was sent to us by a university professor friend of ours:

Something to make you laugh while you are busy marking papers….These were some of the answers to a science paper –

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.  

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. 

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow. 

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. 

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.!  

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section.”
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .  

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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